Lots of stuff you didn't realise you needed. Some cool and useful and some just plain weird.
Marshall Amp Fridge
Beer goes great with rock and roll and the Marshall amp fridge takes the relationship to a whole new level. Made with real Marshall amp parts, this incredible fridge can hold 4.4 cubic feet of booze and, yes, the control knobs go all the way up to 11.
It has long been known that bacon can alleviate heartache and ease feelings of loneliness. Now Bacon Bandages can be used to heal your physical wounds. Each tin contains fifteen latex-free
adhesive dressings with sterile gauze to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
Rock Guitar T-Shirt
Rock wherever you go with this fully playable guitar tee shirt that plays all major chords as you strum. Contains it's own amp and speaker so you're always ready for that impromptu performance.. Electronic components are easily removed from the shirt for washing
Over the years, many UFO sightings have reported unusual electromagnetic disturbances. The UFO Detector is designed to sense these anomalies and will emit a signal to warn you of their presence.
Now you can be the first to arrive on the scene of alien landings or crashes.
Willy Care Kit
For the more discerning gentleman. Helps you keep your most treasured parts in order. Complete
with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and a classy little piece of 'evening wear'. Includes a presentation case to make the perfect gift.
You're a busy professional and don't have the luxury of just grabbing a bow and quiver and
spending days in the high glens hunting fresh unicorn. This product allows you to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn meat can
Automatic Guitar Tuner
Fine tune your guitar in a matter of seconds. Simply connect the tuner to the tuning peg, play the string and watch it automatically perform the tuning. Also allows you to choose alternate tunings for your instrument.
Cat DJ Scratch Deck
Introducing the cat DJ scratching deck. Cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and just for sheer pleasure, so why not mix that natural instinct with a bit of fun?
With an elastic headband, the umbrella hat fits snugly on your head. It provides camouflage and shelter from the rain and wind for any outdoor activities or covert, intelligence gathering
Roll Up Piano
Create beautiful music wherever you go. This roll-up piano provides portability like no other keyboard can. Small enough to fit into a shoulder bag, you can take it and play it anywhere!
Who wouldn't want to be casting spells and doing magic like Harry Potter? This Remote Wand can make you feel like a real wizard controlling your devices at home with a flick of the
Ideal for those embarrassing underpants emergencies. Never be caught short again. Also great to wear on your head and dance around at parties.
The Yamaha Pacifica electric guitar offers exceptional value for money and suits all styles of playing. It's comfortable neck, fast action, versatile pickup configuration and affordability make
it an excellent choice for a beginner or even a more advanced player on a tight budget.
Steering Wheel Tray
The driver worktop desk tray is designed to fit on steering wheels easily and in seconds. It fits to give a sturdy flat platform for laptops, eating or playing games, taking notes and more. Ideal
for business on the move, but best to keep looking up at the road every now and then.
Tattoo Removal Laser
Incorporates design elements of both traditional diode laser and intense pulsed light systems with a revolutionary high intensity LED.
WARNING: If you don't have the skill set to avoid getting a tattoo in the first place, chances are you're not fully qualified to personally burn them off using a high powered laser beam.
Crazy Cat Lady
Forget Wonder Woman, the Crazy Cat Lady is the 'purrfect' action figure for that feline loving person in your life. Comes complete with six cats.
Light Up Drumsticks
Motion activated light up drumsticks. Ideal for professional drummers for that extra special gig or to overshadow the more talented members of your band with cheap gimmicks.
Do you miss a comforting, warm embrace while you sleep but don’t want to go to all the trouble of getting a boyfriend? This is the perfect pillow for you!
If you are a big fan of pigs then this rubber pig mask is perfect for you. Realistic and durable. Wear it in the fields and roll around in the mud with your friends.
Plectrums whenever you need them. Now you can make guitar picks from old credit cards, plastic sheet and all kinds of stuff and have your own customised designs. How cool is that?
Don't you just love the taste of bacon? All that meaty, smoky flavour. In fact, it's so delicious you probably wish you could brush your teeth with it. Well, now you can with this bacon flavoured
Guitar Shaped Nail Files
Keep your nails in rockin’ condition by using the guitar shaped nail file. The file comes in one of three classic guitar shapes and makes it look like you’re playing the world’s smallest guitar
as you file away.
Traumatize Your Children
Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way.
Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty. Softer and more fun than before. Strong enough to defy gravity. You'll be mesmerized by the invisible forces at play.
Make your dog prehistoric with the Stegosaurus Dog Costume. Features a green, foam printed headpiece and a green foam padded costume with spinal plates and a spiky tail. Comes in various sizes to
fit most dogs.
Does your company operate a clean desk policy? Now you can outshine your office colleagues with the miniature Henry desk vacuum cleaner.
If you can't wait for the part of your life where you're fabulously wealthy, then here's the quick and easy solution. Click to become an instant millionaire. Simple.
Instantly become a man with this set of emergency moustaches. Styles include the gent cowboy, rusty brush, Italian plumber, oil baron and the abracadabra. Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck built
successful film careers simply by using this kit.
Fender Special Strat
A guitar to die for. With Texas Special pickups, it delivers classic and contemporary tones that are perfect for Blues, Country, Rock and Pop. With a 9.5" fretboard radius, Jumbo frets, a
satin-finished neck and many extras like the Grease bucket tone circuit, this is an exceptional buy.
Dancing With Cats
In these more enlightened times, dancing with your cat is no longer perceived as cavorting with the devil. This book will help you to experience the uplifting energy of a pirouette with your pet
and facilitate a greater understanding between you and your feline companion.
Guitar USB Memory Stick
Cool 4GB guitar shaped USB flash pen drive memory stick. Hi-Speed USB 2.0 and compatible with USB 1.1.
Dress casually but look smooth, suave and sophisticated with this long sleeved tee shirt. The perfect combination of style and comfort.
Fully playable musical toilet mat designed to fit around the toilet pedestal so you can add a jingle while you tinkle. Great fun gift for all ages. Includes song book.
Cat Pencil Sharpener
Keeps your pencil pointy. Meows when you sharpen. Complete with litter tray. Pencil not included.
Bullet Style Ear Buds
Dynamic driver speakers housed in an all metal shell that have been tuned for a powerful bass, sweet vocals and accurate sound
Livid Instruments Guitar Wing wireless controller. Gives instant access and control of digital effects literally at your fingertips.