Emporium

Marshall Amp Fridge

Beer goes great with rock and roll and the Marshall amp fridge takes the relationship to a whole new level. Made with real Marshall amp parts, this incredible fridge can hold 4.4 cubic feet of booze and, yes, the control knobs go all the way up to 11.

Bacon Bandages

It has long been known that bacon can alleviate heartache and ease feelings of loneliness. Now Bacon Bandages can be used to heal your physical wounds. Each tin contains fifteen latex-free adhesive dressings with sterile gauze to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. 

UFO Detector

Over the years, many UFO sightings have reported unusual electromagnetic disturbances. The UFO Detector is designed to sense these anomalies and will emit a signal to warn you of their presence. Now you can be the first to arrive on the scene of alien landings or crashes. 

Willy Care Kit

For the more discerning gentleman. Helps you keep your most treasured parts in order. Complete with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and a classy little piece of 'evening wear'. Includes a presentation case to make the perfect gift.

Automatic Guitar Tuner

Fine tune your guitar in a matter of seconds. Simply connect the tuner to the tuning peg, play the string and watch it automatically perform the tuning. Also allows you to choose alternate tunings for your instrument.

Cat DJ Scratch Deck

Introducing the cat DJ scratching deck. Cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and just for sheer pleasure, so why not mix that natural instinct with a bit of fun?

Roll Up Piano

Create beautiful music wherever you go. This roll-up piano provides portability like no other keyboard can. Small enough to fit into a shoulder bag, you can take it and play it anywhere! 

Remote Wand

Who wouldn't want to be casting spells and doing magic like Harry Potter? This Remote Wand can make you feel like a real wizard controlling your devices at home with a flick of the wrist. 

Yamaha Pacifica

The Yamaha Pacifica electric guitar offers exceptional value for money and suits all styles of playing. It's comfortable neck, fast action, versatile pickup configuration and affordability make it an excellent choice for a beginner or even a more advanced player on a tight budget.

Steering Wheel Tray

The driver worktop desk tray is designed to fit on steering wheels easily and in seconds. It fits to give a sturdy flat platform for laptops, eating or playing games, taking notes and more. Ideal for business on the move, but best to keep looking up at the road every now and then. 

Crazy Cat Lady

Forget Wonder Woman, the Crazy Cat Lady is the 'purrfect' action figure for that feline loving person in your life. Comes complete with six cats. 

Light Up Drumsticks

Motion activated light up drumsticks. Ideal for professional drummers for that extra special gig or to overshadow the more talented members of your band with cheap gimmicks.

Pig Mask

If you are a big fan of pigs then this rubber pig mask is perfect for you. Realistic and durable. Wear it in the fields and roll around in the mud with your friends. 

Plectrum Punch

Plectrums whenever you need them. Now you can make guitar picks from old credit cards, plastic sheet and all kinds of stuff and have your own customised designs. How cool is that? 

Guitar Shaped Nail Files

Keep your nails in rockin’ condition by using the guitar shaped nail file. The file comes in one of three classic guitar shapes and makes it look like you’re playing the world’s smallest guitar as you file away.

Traumatize Your Children

Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way.

Stegosaurus Costume

Make your dog prehistoric with the Stegosaurus Dog Costume. Features a green, foam printed headpiece and a green foam padded costume with spinal plates and a spiky tail. Comes in various sizes to fit most dogs.

Desk Vacuum

Does your company operate a clean desk policy? Now you can outshine your office colleagues with the miniature Henry desk vacuum cleaner. 

Moustache Set

Instantly become a man with this set of emergency moustaches. Styles include the gent cowboy, rusty brush, Italian plumber, oil baron and the abracadabra. Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck built successful film careers simply by using this kit.

Fender Special Strat

A guitar to die for. With Texas Special pickups, it delivers classic and contemporary tones that are perfect for Blues, Country, Rock and Pop. With a 9.5" fretboard radius, Jumbo frets, a satin-finished neck and many extras like the Grease bucket tone circuit, this is an exceptional buy. 

Guitar USB Memory Stick

Cool 4GB guitar shaped USB flash pen drive memory stick. Hi-Speed USB 2.0 and compatible with USB 1.1.  

Tuxedo T-Shirt

Dress casually but look smooth, suave and sophisticated with this long sleeved tee shirt. The perfect combination of style and comfort.

Cat Pencil Sharpener

Keeps your pencil pointy. Meows when you sharpen. Complete with litter tray. Pencil not included. 

Bullet Style Ear Buds

Dynamic driver speakers housed in an all metal shell that have been tuned for a powerful bass, sweet vocals and accurate sound reproduction.