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Line 6 Spider IV

The Line 6 Spider IV is a great little amplifier that packs a real punch. It's a proverbial "wolf in sheep's clothing" with a wide tonal range that starts strong, with a bright and distinctive American clean tone and then opens gradually to achieve the vintage grit of classic British amplifiers.  

Gold Bullion Doorstop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? He holds the door open with a solid gold bar. Of course, he uses a real one, but this weighty doorstop/paperweight in the shape of a metallic gold bullion bar will give the illusion that you are also a wealthy, high-flying entrepreneur.

Horse Head Mask

There's no doubt that a person wearing a horse head mask looks downright disturbing. But don't take my word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you! Fits most adult human heads.

 


Gift Of Nothing

Nothing... for the person who has everything. Nothing is simple. Nothing is sacred. Be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment. Nothing really is so much better than something.

Guitar Headphone Amp

Make a noise quietly. Listen to your guitar playing through headphones connected via this Vox miniature amplifier. Turn up the decibels without breaking the silence. Your neighbours will love you for this.

 

USB Mini Fridge

So there's already a fridge in your staff kitchen. But wouldn't you prefer to enjoy your drinks right at your desk? The truth is that you can only walk to the kitchen so often before your boss starts checking with HR about what job you were originally hired for.


Toilet Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This toilet-shaped mug will make your co-workers look twice. The hand-painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover and will freak out anyone who has a weak stomach. 

Desk Aquarium

Anyone can put a pencil holder on a desk. Now you can have something infinitely cooler like this USB-powered desktop aquarium. The ingenious design recirculates and aerates the water, while the integrated color changing LED lights provide a captivating display.

Belly Reduction Soap

This fragrant soap has the ability to scale back decades of beer drinking. Try it for yourself and discover it's weight-reducing capabilities. It smells like sugar and spice and makes a brilliant present for those men who want the easy way to reduce their beer belly.


Sennheiser Headphones

Impeccable sound quality and comfort. This elegantly styled over-ear, open back headphone features ear cups with high-gloss burl wood detail complementing premium metal mesh. Innovative acoustic engineering delivers incredibly detailed and balanced sound. 

Yodelling Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you've been waiting for. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss alps.

Graffiti Wallpaper

Beautify your rooms with this cool and trendy street style graffiti. The design makes you feel as if the motif was actually sprayed on the wall. Whether in a children room, a teenager room or as a wall decoration in your bedroom, the wall paper is perfect for every occasion.


Practice Padlock

Become a master lock picker by practising on this transparent padlock. The professional grade cut away padlock includes 12 steel hooks and features a transparent design that allows you to get a remarkably in-depth look at the inner workings of a padlock.

You'll Eff Up

You've made it so far. You're an adult now. You're even allowed in a bar. But long before you succeed, you'll eff things up, 100% guaranteed. This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the big, wide world.

Inflatable Car Mattress

Convert your car into a rolling bedroom using this inflatable air mattress. Universal design for fitting more than 90% car models, guarantee that the bed body and the space will be perfectly matched. 



Color Me Crazy

Filled with intricately detailed line art, Color Me Crazy features 44 hand-drawn creations awaiting colored pencils or markers. From the mind and expert hand of popular illustrator Peter Deligdisch, this stunning book will appeal to anyone who likes to doodle, draw, relax, get in the zone, or get the creative juices flowing.

Bird Cage Night Light

Create a more pleasant sleeping environment for the little ones using this birdcage LED night light. The cute little bird sits calmly and quietly in his glass cage to provide a soothing and warm glow for your bundle of joy to slumber next to.

Coin Counting Jar

Keep a vigilant eye over your finances by tracking your savings using this digital coin counting money jar. This high tech piggy bank comes with a specialized lid that keeps track of every coin that goes in, so you know just how much is in the bank.


Rainbow Umbrella

Anyone who thinks that only sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. Brighten up any bleak rainy day instantly and keep yourself dry under your own personal rainbow.

WiFi Smart Scale

Stay on top of your weight loss by tracking your progress on the WiFi smart scale. This high tech scale accurately tracks your weight, body fat and BMI so you can upload them to your computer.

Portable Vinyl Turntable

Do you still love the rich, warm sound of vinyl? Put down the iPod and mobilise your music with this 3-speed portable turntable. Available in choice of colours. 



Bowie Knife

When you walk into the wild armed with this monster bowie knife, survival is guaranteed. This Rambo approved weapon comes with a sturdy easy to grip handle and a 10 inch stainless steel blade. 

Self Setting Rubber

Save a fortune by repairing stuff with this self setting rubber. It can be easily moulded by hand, cures overnight at room temperature and bonds to all kinds of everyday items like steel, glass, wood and aluminium.

F*ck Feelings Book

Don't waste money on expensive therapy. Learn how to get over your problems by reading the F*ck Feelings book. Written by a psychiatrist, it gives advice on tackling all those important issues in life.


6 Foot Soccer Ball

Challenge your friends to a different game of soccer with this six foot diameter football. It is made from durable white and black vinyl and is extremely lightweight when fully inflated, allowing it to be kicked around with ease.

Foldable Chair

Versatile, quick and easy foldable chairs. Each colourful seat is crafted from a single piece of durable polypropylene that’s designed to fold out into a fully functioning chair without using any tools.

Cat Paw Doorstop

Prop open the door in your home using this cat paw doorstop. It’s made from a tough rubber material designed to stand up to heavy use while providing a laugh or two for everyone that comes across it.


Dude Wipes

Keep your man bits fresh while on the go by carrying some flushable wipes for dudes. They contain vitamin E and soothing aloes and are perfect for cleaning those intimate parts.

Digital Guitar

Plays digitally sampled guitar and synth sounds. Compatible with most popular recording software. Low latency midi controller, which interfaces with mac/pc/tablet via usb..

Adults On Board

Why do they assume that only babies want to survive car crashes? If you don't want to die, then let other road users know by attaching this vinyl car sticker to your rear window.


Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Give your friends an Inflatable Zimmer Frame and put a smile back on their face.  It’s a cheeky little present for those who are perhaps a little decrepit and over-the-hill.

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

When nature calls, make it a funny affair. This toilet roll comes with jokes printed all over it, so as you tinkle you can learn some of the funniest (or worst) jokes ever to have graced a bathroom.

Man Tin

Great for the modern man, so he can safely store all the useless junk he loves to hoard. Both tin and lid are silver finished so it'll stay closed and keep all those manly things safe and sound.


Sock Sandals

Nothing says "sophistication" like a man in socks and sandals. Soft, stretchy and wonderfully warm, these  brilliant Sock Sandals will ensure any guy looks the part wherever he goes.

Virtual Reality Headset

Turn your smartphone into a virtual reality viewer. Experience the fun and exciting world of VR. Fly through the Grand Canyon, play 3D games, travel the city streets of Paris or become a character in an animated film.

Bacon Jam

For the bacon lover who has everything, now you can taste how bacon just got better. This sweet and salty treat is made with real bacon and comes in a pack to let you try different varieties.