Glossary


Alternative Word Meanings

Dilate

Cardiac

Elderberry

Cock-a-leekie

Sarcasm

Friends

Synonym

Pets

Democracy

Irony

Reality

Argument

To live a long life

Person with a fetish for knitwear

Old grave digger

Prostate problem

The brains natural defense against the less intelligent

The strangers you communicate with on social media

A word used in place of one you can't spell

The only members of your family that you actually like

Political system where voters have the freedom to elect a dictator

Painting pictures of trees on paper

Annoying time between waking up and logging onto the internet

Discussion that continues until the other person admits you're right



Neologisms

Some funny newly coined words and phrases not yet in the dictionary

Anacondom

Bozone Layer

Aquadextrous

Disconfect

Ecnalubma

Disinvited

Elbonics

Generica

Grantartica

Kinstirpation

Neonphancy

Roach

A large-sized, constrictive contraceptive

Space surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating

Having the ability to turn the bathroom taps on and off with both feet

To sterilise a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it

A rescue vehicle only visible in the rear view mirror

You were welcome at the party, but now you're not

The actions of people at the theatre maneuvering for the armrest

Country where all the cities look the same

The cold, isolated place where arts companies without funding dwell

A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit

A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life

To live off your friends resources



Insults

Sarcastic comments to suit most occasions and situations